Hi, good morning, no earthquakes to report here and my mum was a picture of health when I saw her last night.
Alt: I don't really want to overexcite the old bugger.

Altalt: I thought maybe I'd just post inane shit on the internet for most of the day, interspersing that with short bursts of work. How does that suit you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:39, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

she looked more like a wallpapering brush by the time the rest of us left

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:42, Reply)

??

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:44, Reply)

exactly
you should get her some veet
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:48, Reply)

[YM JOKE GOES HERE]

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:43, Reply)

Haha something something insert something my mum!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:46, Reply)

hahaha classic
here, have a click
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:47, Reply)

Plenty of people have.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:47, Reply)