I did just this with interstellar last night. the Glovington film rating gives it an...ok

( Glovington, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:04, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Interstellar, your mum, whatever. I'd give them both one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:06, Reply)

they would have to share one? not very generous mate

( Glovington, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:14, Reply)

Yeah, I've got to get watching that one
The problem I've got is, like Birdman and Gone Girl, the missus wants to watch them as well so we never get around to it cause she's "too busy" cooking my dinner and ironing my shirts! Women!
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:08, Reply)

couldnt you set up an ipad in the kitchen for her while you watch it on the tele and just press play at the same time
hers would be portable so she could continue watching it whilst doing her chores?
( Glovington, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:16, Reply)

Yeah!
Then she wouldn't have to stop doing her DIY jobs to watch the soaps! I've been waiting for ages for her to knock up a little table for me to put my beer on.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)

ask her to create a flat surface backpack, that way she can be multi purpose when shes scrubbing the floor by your feet
it'll probably be great for her posture to to keep her back straight and still
( Glovington, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:34, Reply)

it will function at least until she has the time to build the table

( Glovington, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:34, Reply)

can't she just kneel down like a normal wife?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:34, Reply)

basically this

( Glovington, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:45, Reply)

Nah, her knees are a bit dodgy after a wee fall she had whilst pointing the chimney last week

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:03, Reply)