It's Hofmeister, there's no need to be afraid~
It's Hofmeister, as seen on mats and pub ashtrays
And in our world of cuntsprouts, we can spread a little joy
by buying a fucking hipster a giant dress-up toy
( Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

lol and click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:02, Reply)

but be aware
aware of the furry ones
The Hofmeister bear
Could lead to some cosplay fun
And in the world of yiffers
There can be no innocence
Put your penis in a clerk
Dressed up as Yogi
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:05, Reply)

YES!
Has anyone got contacts in the music industry?

(No Tangles... I mean good ones!)
( Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:08, Reply)

I reckon we'll have enough left over to buy a dedicated Hofmeister pub too

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)

"Every time I clap my hands, a pub closes"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)