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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alt: Weekend of debauchery and regrets - same old same old
Altalt:
A midget-like B3tan called Cranley
Tried to be all tough and manly
on an internet site
but his banter was shite
just like his split-up crap family
( , Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:56, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Liked things that rhymed with PTHC
Pink noise testin'
And child molestin'
A great big fat Tapir, wee-wee.
( , Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:06, Reply)

Ol' Meatsnake has been through the wringer
Has a cock like a floppy small finger
He keeps his cock hard
With viagra and lard
He has to - he's shagging a ginga!
( , Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)

Was fond of pre-teen hardcore
His internet chums
Had tremendous fun
With alternative acronyms galore
( , Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:21, Reply)

polishes thoroughly her cunt
he plucks the hair cleanly
can we please teach him clearly
to pass-up this horrid cuntstunt
( , Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)
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