Tore a muscle at the bottom of my back
When the muscles spasmed I couldn't breathe for about 30 seconds at a time. Not scary at all. I ended up fucked up on some MAJOR drugs for about a week

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Moving into my new flat and washing the dishes in there for the first time. Hand into hot water and back out with a knife embedded in my finger

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YOUN A BOTANIST
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 15:32, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

By bottom of your back you mean your arse don't you!
Like when I tell people I had an op to cut out a lump at the bottom of my spine when I really mean arse crack.
( Peej, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)

No, it really was the bottom of my back
My anus is uncut
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 15:57, Reply)

I knifed my fingers doing the washing up last weekend.
I had to make a bandage out of kitchen roll and cable ties.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)

classic Aberdeen!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)