I've just found out how much my house is now worth.
There is very serious talks about selling up, maybe go mortgage free so ladypig can work part time, save her eyes.
In answer to your question, it's because I made a bald joke in front of ladypig brother who is receding fairly quickly. He didn't speak to me for the rest of lunch.

Alt: I want a garage and a garden and at least 2 bedrooms.

Altalt: just got tickets for download, Motley Crue are playing, and they were a big band for me when I was younger and this is their last tour as Mick Mars is definitely going to die. Also, Faith no More.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:39, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

you don't want to let her go part time ... you want to keep her busy
I come home and mine has been up to Stuff and making Plans

The devil makes work for idle hands
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:41, Reply)

I could quite happily sit on my arse smoking weed and masturbating as my hypothetical missus works.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)

^basically icarus

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:48, Reply)

this is a very different version of the Icarus story than I remember
I think I prefer yours
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:50, Reply)

she manages that while at work.
Maybe you're right.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)

Yep a garage is a Deffo bonus or at least gated hard standing for two cars

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 17:07, Reply)