Alright dickweeds?
I’m pissed off with looking for property. I’m not asking for much, off street parking, 3 bedrooms, decent heating system (Pref. Combi. boiler) and enough room around it the extend as I see fit, I’m not even that fussed about the finish as I would be putting my own stamp on the joint. So this leads me up to my question, why are you such a spastic?

Alt: Property what do you definitely have to have in any new home you would consider buying?

Altalt: Pete Rock is in town on the 20th I think I should go.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdUr9mClegU
You going anywhere?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:01, 68 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Enough outdoor space to have a bbq, shed or basement, two bedrooms.
I might be going to the city center in a minute to meet up with some mates after our singles evening last night so people can pick up cars.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:16, Reply)

I'm viewing one next Tuesday, three bed corner plot, the amount of land that it comes with is massive

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:26, Reply)

it's never been cheaper to get a mortgage
10 grand worth of mortgage is only about 55 quid a month over 25 years.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:33, Reply)

Get yourself a bit of waste ground and build something, I can't be that difficult surely

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:17, Reply)

They do it on grand designs all the time.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:20, Reply)

I would love to project manage my own new build in Cornland

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:27, Reply)

alright
I do the mortgage advice exam soon eh.

Fucking piss easy innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:21, Reply)

I don't think you can say YES to everyone that wants one anymore

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)

it's the lender's responsibility to assess affordability eh pal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:24, Reply)

a toilet

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)

Them new fangled outdoor toilets are all the rage here in the north
I'll miss the old bucket slinging out of the bedroom window :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:24, Reply)

bit luxurious mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:24, Reply)

in response to the last question

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:27, Reply)

One of my mates was getting his bathroom done. He arrived home on a Friday night as the builders were knocking off.
As he entered the house he spotted his only toilet sat unceremoniously on the landing.

A sprint and a heated conversation followed.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 15:58, Reply)

Periventricular leukomalacia.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)

Easy for you to say

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:02, Reply)

I can barely say my own name.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:03, Reply)

Luke O'Mallaghsiagh

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:04, Reply)

Acceptable sized kitchen.
Gas cooker would also be a plus.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)

Deffo a gas hob.
Not bothered if the oven is gas or electric
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:02, Reply)

get gas ready for when you finally give up on life

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:05, Reply)

It's alright I'll have that fitted in the shower room instead

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)

not allowed under gas safe regulations even if it's properly ventilated and within the correct zonal guidelines soz.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)

in zonal guidelines yklon B

:(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)

Missing a letter there, I can help... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

Yeah, don't care about the oven really.
Gas hobs are so much better. I'm on electric here and it's cack. Induction is supposed to be comparable to gas though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)

I had a ceramic hob in the old place it got binned after about a month and a gas one put in
The place I'm going to look at on Tues. has a 7 burner gas hob one massive wok burner in the middle \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)

wok burner in the middle is double dumb
you can't use any of the surrounding burners at the same time ... we swapped ours for one with the wok burner on the end
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:26, Reply)

I've not touched my wok since I got a le cruset casserole.
My current kitchen dilemma involves a dualit toaster. I'm hitting analysis paralysis.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:31, Reply)

what's a casserole dish got to do with a wok?

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:35, Reply)

It's a wide shallow one so it doubles as a wok/frying pan etc.
It's like a deep frying pan with small handles and a lid.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:40, Reply)

it deffo doesn't
woks are thin so you can increase and decrease the temperature quickly
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:42, Reply)

POT CHAT

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:42, Reply)

Yer, in fairness I was using my wok for non-wokky stuff as I didn't have a tall sided frying pan.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:45, Reply)

alt: a river

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:03, Reply)

Really?
I always thought water front properties insurance were through the roof.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:04, Reply)

yeah ... but river

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)

I've just found out how much my house is now worth.
There is very serious talks about selling up, maybe go mortgage free so ladypig can work part time, save her eyes.
In answer to your question, it's because I made a bald joke in front of ladypig brother who is receding fairly quickly. He didn't speak to me for the rest of lunch.

Alt: I want a garage and a garden and at least 2 bedrooms.

Altalt: just got tickets for download, Motley Crue are playing, and they were a big band for me when I was younger and this is their last tour as Mick Mars is definitely going to die. Also, Faith no More.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)

you don't want to let her go part time ... you want to keep her busy
I come home and mine has been up to Stuff and making Plans

The devil makes work for idle hands
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:41, Reply)

I could quite happily sit on my arse smoking weed and masturbating as my hypothetical missus works.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)

^basically icarus

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:48, Reply)

this is a very different version of the Icarus story than I remember
I think I prefer yours
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:50, Reply)

she manages that while at work.
Maybe you're right.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)

Yep a garage is a Deffo bonus or at least gated hard standing for two cars

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 17:07, Reply)