Oooooooooh
I like this. We could provide those sumo suits for non-fatties, levels the playing field and comes with sarcasm baked in.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:18, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

It would be fun informing the larger staff that they didn't require the sumo suit, and watching what little self respect they had drain away.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:29, Reply)

lol more upset deletion

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)

told you I didn't have much to do today

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:39, Reply)

... and then had sex with him

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:40, Reply)

how is the family holiday going?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:42, Reply)

excellent, thanks
how's the sucking the cock of fat AND ugly internerds?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:49, Reply)

what a lovely stable upbringing you're giving those poor frognerds

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:50, Reply)

^fat spinster obsessed with my kids^

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:51, Reply)

just seems a very odd thing to do
to take them on holiday and then spend all your time frothing online.

he should have saved the "thousands and thousands" he spent on a kitchen, he'll need it to get anyone to take them off his hands in the future
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:54, Reply)

and screen shotting comments *he* already deleted. he's a fucking weirdo fo' sho'
BORED NOW.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:56, Reply)

some people take photos on a family holiday
others choose to take screenshots of the internet, i guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:59, Reply)

you white knight deleted, pet
the rest of the thread is still there

mnnnng
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)

wow. enjoying your holiday so much you're checking back and replying 45 minutes later.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 12:55, Reply)

white knight deloltion in five ... four ...

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:50, Reply)

lol upset on holiday

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 12:04, Reply)

hay hay hay hay, I won't hear a bad word said about that potential series of events.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 12:53, Reply)

you should ask old mrs river
she'd probably be glad to get it from someone who isn't typing frantically over her hairy shoulder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:04, Reply)