When you deal with mortgages do you just print them out on black & white or do you ever change the colours?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:34, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I don't deal with them.
I'm qualified to advise on them but my firm do high net worth investment advice so they don't waste their time chasing the pittance of a proc fee.

Plus, most of our clients don't even have mortgages. Hope these dull facts help mate.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:36, Reply)

As interesting as all that bollocks is I suggest you get some practice with dyeing a loan.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)

i dunno mate, your cuckoo family would prolly be grateful for your suicide
One less embarrassment in their lives.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:47, Reply)

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)

give it a go, prove me wrong

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)

Are you seriously suggesting I should commit suicide to prove a point?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)

yes
There would be savings in the wider economy as a result.

Your conscience demands your suicide.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)

There's something seriously wrong with you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)

There are many things seriously wrong with you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)

Yeah but SO's YOUR FACE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)

^upset

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:23, Reply)

well played

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)

*golf claps*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)

Wonderful internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)