they should swap costumes on the way, confuse everyone
god, how long have you got?? famous five, anne of green gables books, jinny books, green knowe books, jill pony books, malory towers/st clares books, hardy boys, nancy drew, narnia, willard price adventure books, everything by roald dahl ever...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:04, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

you were an incredibly middle class child for a northerner.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:05, Reply)

well we moved to buckinghamshire when i was 4
after the other children laughed at me for saying "plum" in a yorkshire accent, i sounded like the queen by the end of the week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)

hahaha Yorkshire.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:09, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah
Backwards cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:12, Reply)

i could take this if you weren't from SOUTH LONDON
what have you done for the world except sticking a few wriggly fish in some jelly, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)

built the British Empire?
Greenwich Naval College, Deptford Docks and Woolwich Arsenal.

Fucking Northern Monkey.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:29, Reply)

they built those things IN south london because it was such a derelict wasteland
they were probably designed and built by northerners
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)

^^this^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)

in fact, isn't the naval college one of christopher wren's?
he definitely wasn't from london, he was from ooh-arr wiltsharr
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:55, Reply)