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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Our office's fucking water supply has been cut off by those cunts with hoses
Presumably some kind of pissing contest thing. Luckily I don't need a shit, but I do need a FUCKING COFFEE
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:18, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I've just made a smashing espresso if that's any consolation?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:20, Reply)
Here's what you do
Stick it in a sealable travel mug
Load it into a trebuchet
Aim at Nottingham

Gravity will do the rest
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:21, Reply)
soz
I've drunk it.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:24, Reply)
I'm starting to think you're not entirely committed to this relationship

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:28, Reply)
elephants?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:22, Reply)
Yes
Big grey massive-eared bastards.

What is the collective noun for elephants, anyway? A rememberance?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:27, Reply)
That's not what I herd

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:37, Reply)
strippers?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:28, Reply)

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