i've just got a lovely witness statement to draft
i do enjoy doing those. a so-called friendly british company being a total twat, this will rub egg all over their faces, mwa ha ha.

supposed to be going over to my friend's for dinner, but forest hill is bloody miles away from civilisation.

alt: no thanks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:03, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I wonder if anyone's ever done the 'Cool Hand Luke' 50 egg challenge with Cream Eggs.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:05, Reply)

Eating or the OP's alt?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:06, Reply)

they melt too quickly to get a decent number up your hole before they come running back out
apparently
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:11, Reply)

^bumegg

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:14, Reply)

What if they were chilled first....
....We need a chutney's expert opinion on this.
Where's Geordie when you need him?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:15, Reply)

down tesco buying frozen creme eggs

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:16, Reply)

not any more, now cadburys have changed the recipe
*boycotts*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:06, Reply)

also i just bit into what i thought was a hollow lindt egg
and it was full of chocolate truffle. i am not sure how i feel about this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:08, Reply)

I like the truffle ones.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:08, Reply)

me too
the new limited edition strawberry and white chocolate ones are NOM (they sound revoltingly sickly, and i normally dislike strawberry stuff, but trust me on this and buy some for ladypig).

BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING IT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:09, Reply)

ha, fuck surprises.
I'll try and find them, not seen any.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:13, Reply)

you can get them at tesco, boots etc etc
but here:

www.amazon.co.uk/Lindt-Lindor-Strawberry-Cream-200/dp/B00HLHC3FA
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:15, Reply)

it's always satisfying when a nab gets what's coming to them.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:08, Reply)