i'm already *at* work, i should imagine i'll be here most of the day. i plan to surf the internet and post my world weary schtick on web forums whilst a pile of paperwork increases in volume yet remains unattended to.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 7:51, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

You should probably find something in your life that makes you happy.
You'd be surprised how much more positive you feel about the world when you're not simply seeking to survive until the next weekend and the heavy drinking-to-forget it brings.

Chin up, that man! Get a hobby!
( Kroney, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:03, Reply)

Thanks 'Mr Krotivator'
I suppose I shouldn't give the satisfaction, but this is the last time I will ever visit this site.

So long B3ta, thanks for the laughs.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:07, Reply)

I got very drunk on Jamesons on Saturday and showed your picture round the pub.
To cut a long story short there's a baying mob of toothless, 12 toed Jethros walking up to London as we speak. I think they intend to rape and murder you, and then rape you again. They should be past the Tamar by Tuesday.
( Peej, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:22, Reply)

not yet m8
there are plenty of calendar events to complete
( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:33, Reply)