Good morning
I'm looking at greenhouses, Crestron processors and car parts. Productive Monday morning!

What are you spastics up to? Did you have a good weekend? Actually shut up, I don't care.

Only joking, go on then.

No, don't.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 7:24, 29 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

We went to Chiswick house and I'm slowly being convinced into getting a dog.
On the other hand, I'm slowly convincing the mrs into letting me get another car, so HAH
( Kroney, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 7:25, Reply)

How can you tell which loves you more, the dog or the mrs?
Lock them in the car boot for an hour, and see which one's pleased to see you when you open it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 7:41, Reply)

I hope you're more decisive with your shipping than you are with your questions....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 7:34, Reply)

Fisher, Dogger, Tyne, Southerly Gale Force 8 expected.
Rockall Gale Force 8 veering South Westerly and increasing Violent Storm Force 11 later.

That kind of thing?
( Kroney, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 7:40, Reply)

Exactly that
your phone autocorrect is as good as mine!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 7:43, Reply)

gonna buy some apple and plum trees
FASCINATING INSIGHTS
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 7:51, Reply)

I'm buying an auxiliary input cable :O

( Kroney, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 7:57, Reply)

holy shitballs!

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:01, Reply)

I am erect with anticipation.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:04, Reply)

i'm already *at* work, i should imagine i'll be here most of the day. i plan to surf the internet and post my world weary schtick on web forums whilst a pile of paperwork increases in volume yet remains unattended to.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 7:51, Reply)

You should probably find something in your life that makes you happy.
You'd be surprised how much more positive you feel about the world when you're not simply seeking to survive until the next weekend and the heavy drinking-to-forget it brings.

Chin up, that man! Get a hobby!
( Kroney, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:03, Reply)

Thanks 'Mr Krotivator'
I suppose I shouldn't give the satisfaction, but this is the last time I will ever visit this site.

So long B3ta, thanks for the laughs.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:07, Reply)

I got very drunk on Jamesons on Saturday and showed your picture round the pub.
To cut a long story short there's a baying mob of toothless, 12 toed Jethros walking up to London as we speak. I think they intend to rape and murder you, and then rape you again. They should be past the Tamar by Tuesday.
( Peej, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:22, Reply)

not yet m8
there are plenty of calendar events to complete
( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:33, Reply)

akright yer ta
My weekend was a hazy blur of vintage video games, nineties hip hop, yet more studying, single malt and shit tv.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:00, Reply)

You should probably start looking to the future instead of being mired in the past.
Nothing more depressing than viewing the past with an ever keener realisation that your youth's behind you. Attempting to indulge nostalgia of times gone by is only going to make you more and more hidebound until one day you're that sad 35 year old who's still wearing the fashions of his youth that we all used to laugh at when we were 18. Don't be that guy, Dozer, don't you be that guy.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:05, Reply)

no way would this nigga stoop so low, homez

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:06, Reply)

piercing insight, here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:13, Reply)

So kind of you to ask
Fucking shit.

Cheers
( Peej, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:19, Reply)

You copped off with Jaysum?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:25, Reply)

yeah, it was alright
cheers
( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:34, Reply)

cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:35, Reply)

Moderate or good, occasionally poor.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:38, Reply)

I'm not sure what you want me to say here, Kronos quartet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:49, Reply)

Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:35, Reply)