He MODELS camoflage
Don't you remember that he's a catalogue model?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:21, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I did a bit, what of it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:28, Reply)

Produce your stunning shapes now.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:32, Reply)

I've also been in some stock photos

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:33, Reply)

I've been in the stocks

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:34, Reply)

you've docked with cocks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:34, Reply)

You've taken big cocks

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:36, Reply)

your imagination is a vivid and depraved thing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:38, Reply)

That's the most accurate thing that's ever been said about me.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:58, Reply)

tell you what, you post up full details of your business and I'll do the same, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:36, Reply)

If I could walk away and go back to driving buses right now I would
But I can't.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:39, Reply)

Yeah, you're over the limit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:40, Reply)

ZING!

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:46, Reply)

one day i want to be as professionally successful as you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:41, Reply)

Get bollocks. Accept that you're in a dead end job
Go out,knock on doors, be yourself and understand that you have something good to sell.

In your case you're fucked, because it's you you're selling and you are shite.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:45, Reply)

I dunno pal, I'm highly valued and very effective at what I do
Sometimes I giggle about the people smarting at missing out on 150k because I've found an obscure rule.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:47, Reply)

oh yer and how can it be a dead end when there's a defined route to being a controlled function holder?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:48, Reply)

I don't know what this means
But you must remember that I made my money out of financial services too.

Crack on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:52, Reply)

So you work better in an established role
My point was that it isn't easy to do the self employed thing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:49, Reply)

and why bother when P11D pays better?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:51, Reply)

Me, me and all me

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:53, Reply)