ARSEHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:00, 82 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

That's not very nice.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:01, Reply)

It's a statement of fact
Like Bank, or Post Office.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:06, Reply)

I have one
It is necessary
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:03, Reply)

Juicer time innit yer.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:10, Reply)

I'm going for a swim instead.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:13, Reply)

yes pleaze!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:16, Reply)

You don't own a mirror?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:18, Reply)

camoflage

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:19, Reply)

He MODELS camoflage
Don't you remember that he's a catalogue model?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:21, Reply)

I did a bit, what of it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:28, Reply)

Produce your stunning shapes now.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:32, Reply)

I've also been in some stock photos

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:33, Reply)

I've been in the stocks

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:34, Reply)

you've docked with cocks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:34, Reply)

You've taken big cocks

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:36, Reply)

your imagination is a vivid and depraved thing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:38, Reply)

That's the most accurate thing that's ever been said about me.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:58, Reply)

tell you what, you post up full details of your business and I'll do the same, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:36, Reply)

If I could walk away and go back to driving buses right now I would
But I can't.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:39, Reply)

Yeah, you're over the limit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:40, Reply)

ZING!

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:46, Reply)

one day i want to be as professionally successful as you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:41, Reply)

Get bollocks. Accept that you're in a dead end job
Go out,knock on doors, be yourself and understand that you have something good to sell.

In your case you're fucked, because it's you you're selling and you are shite.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:45, Reply)

I dunno pal, I'm highly valued and very effective at what I do
Sometimes I giggle about the people smarting at missing out on 150k because I've found an obscure rule.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:47, Reply)

oh yer and how can it be a dead end when there's a defined route to being a controlled function holder?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:48, Reply)

I don't know what this means
But you must remember that I made my money out of financial services too.

Crack on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:52, Reply)

So you work better in an established role
My point was that it isn't easy to do the self employed thing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:49, Reply)

and why bother when P11D pays better?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:51, Reply)

Me, me and all me

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:53, Reply)

I'm glad you got the promotion
Got to better than you wanking off Rhinos for a living
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:16, Reply)

I preferred Hunter tbh

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:19, Reply)

He will...he will cock you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:24, Reply)

my mate reckons that Hunter lived round my way back in the day
I reckon it's bullshit
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:29, Reply)

like chip shop elvis

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:31, Reply)

I bet you'd love him round the back, you frightful queer.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:34, Reply)

nah m8, strictly the furburger for me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:35, Reply)

punched lasagna

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:42, Reply)

one day i want to be as professionally successful as you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:43, Reply)

don't you work in some dreary financial service job?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:46, Reply)

yea but jaysumz is a ppi call centre ambulance chaser

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:48, Reply)

"not quite as shit as somebody else's job" is some pretty weak braggadocio

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:53, Reply)

I think you may have struck gold on that one.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:00, Reply)

What else has he got omr? What else has he got?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:10, Reply)

Gout?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:13, Reply)

well, for starters, a job and my own house

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:14, Reply)

Solitude?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:15, Reply)

a strange kink in his organ?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:30, Reply)

a complete box set of 'cracker' on blu-ray?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:31, Reply)

I would probably like to own that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:31, Reply)

a lot to answer for?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:31, Reply)

back?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:31, Reply)

ubabe?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:32, Reply)

ta get through this?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:09, Reply)

his hair? his head?
his brains? his ears?
his eyes? his nose?
his mouth? his smile?

his tongue? his chin?
his neck? his boobs?
his heart? his soul?
his back? his sex?

his arms? his hands?
his fingers? his legs?
his feet? his toes?
his liver? his blood?

his life?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:12, Reply)

I love arseholes.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:26, Reply)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:58, Reply)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:16, Reply)

Farking hell, it's busier at night than in the day.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:27, Reply)

no it isn't

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 22:00, Reply)