On Saturday i'm taking Ma' out for a lobster meal for MothersDay
Ma' isn't doing too well at the moment, some shyster estate agent has fucked up royally and completely ignored the fact that we have a solicitor, but Ma' is scared shitless, despite worst-case the whole fucking country is illegal... so I stayed around her's last night and I ain't seen her that bad this morning since Dad died. I took charged though and told the Estate Agent "Don't put this on us, you know you fucked up, and if push comes to shove the buyer's wont be the only ones suing you..... but look, forget that, they want to buy, we want to sale, surely something can be done"; and she's much better now.

She then gave me a lift into work, and on the way in I decided next month, when all this is over, and because it's her birthday then, i'm going to take her down Brighton for a long weekend on the weekend that the Apple Watch comes out... so i'm going to pick up the watch, and then see if there are any shows showing, maybe take in a drag act etc etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:43, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I wish I was your mum.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:45, Reply)

By the way, fun fact PP fans, I know lots of people think that Ma' is an american style "Maaarrrr"....
...but actually it's pronounced either 'Ma(l*)' (like Meow) or 'Mah', which is how her name sounds shortened.

* That's an 'L'...
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:47, Reply)

mal like meow?
whut?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:50, Reply)

wait, you're right, that's wrong....
Mow ..... no
Mew ..... no
Muw .... no

fuck it, her name is Marianne , and I shorten it to the first 2-3 letters.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:53, Reply)

^totes adorbs^

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:55, Reply)