Pretty good.
I murdered a mouse and the mrs won an employee of the year at a company awards thingie last night for being awesome.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:20, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Anyone here who wins employee awards is usually blowing or fucking someone higher up.
Just sayin'
( Peej, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:23, Reply)

In this case, I think it's probably because the company newsletter thing she writes
got picked up by a director in the States as being awesome.

Just sayin'. Kind of proud of her.

Edit: Not that I'm saying she isn't blowing or fucking someone higher up, you understand.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:26, Reply)

As long as we agree that shes cheating on you then its all good.

( Peej, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:35, Reply)

Well, no doubt she'll get sick of slumming it after a while.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)

WHERE? There on the stair

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:34, Reply)

How did you kill the mouse?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:35, Reply)

Cheapo Sainers mousetrap.
Took a few seconds for the frantic squeaking to stop, mind.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:47, Reply)

Not really murder then is it.
Any intruders into your house are fair play.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)

That's not what the law says.
Reasonable force only, no murdering.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:00, Reply)

killing animals isn't classed as murder
you hippy
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:04, Reply)

^ Self employed Doris haver

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:35, Reply)