I like to maintain that it wasn't actually my fault. It was actually the fact that the OAP stepped out in front of me. And the fact that driving examiner was actually y-

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:11, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Are you fucking filming? You bastard. Oh for God's sakes. Anyway, urm.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)

I like to maintain that it wasn't my fault. It was in fact the fault of the driving examiner in that she didn't get there with the dual controls quick enough. That, and she was a frustrated Daily Mail reading bitch queen man-hating whore from hell.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)

But, so it goes so.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)

So, I asked, I asked how you-we all were earlier. And, you know, you all obviously responded in the positive.
But the answer that you never expect- which admittedly, I've never got- but you live in hope and you don't turn round and say "Actually Jim, I've just been bumraped by a tramp". Yes, I know that's gross-out humour but, any porn in a storm, right. And, especially tramps.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)

double yoo tee eff
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:33, Reply)