AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:06, 111 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

what a rush

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)

Right. Yeah, I got my notes here just in case I completely forget what I'm fucking saying. So, how are we all? Are we all good? Excellent, excellent.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)

Right, like, I was sort of rehearsing earlier. It is an absolute fucking pleasure to be here in despite the fact that my heart is currently going nineteen to a dozen and I feel like I'm about to take my driving test. Which I failed three times in a row.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)

However, I- the last time I maintain it wasn't my fault.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)

I like to maintain- thanks there- I like to maintain- God, that's fucking distracting.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)

I like to maintain that it wasn't actually my fault. It was actually the fact that the OAP stepped out in front of me. And the fact that driving examiner was actually y-

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)

Are you fucking filming? You bastard. Oh for God's sakes. Anyway, urm.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)

I like to maintain that it wasn't my fault. It was in fact the fault of the driving examiner in that she didn't get there with the dual controls quick enough. That, and she was a frustrated Daily Mail reading bitch queen man-hating whore from hell.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)

But, so it goes so.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)

So, I asked, I asked how you-we all were earlier. And, you know, you all obviously responded in the positive.
But the answer that you never expect- which admittedly, I've never got- but you live in hope and you don't turn round and say "Actually Jim, I've just been bumraped by a tramp". Yes, I know that's gross-out humour but, any porn in a storm, right. And, especially tramps.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)

double yoo tee eff
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:33, Reply)

trying to figure out what order to 'like' all the above so it appears on the pop page in correct sequence

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)

I'm not sure that it's ever been worth repeating.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)

I could knock up a script using some stolen accounts but I can't be arsed
hth
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:30, Reply)

I just got tweeted off Katie Hopkins again.
She loves me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:33, Reply)

I think I preferred her when she was mong tiger

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:34, Reply)

Although I do like it when she is all coquettish

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)

perv

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)

THERE IS NO DANA ONLY ZUUL!

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:39, Reply)

Christ
Somebody has told her she's adorable. Probably her dad. It should be illegal to lie to children like that.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:46, Reply)

I've never seen turquoise eyes before

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)

She looks like a recovering burns victim to me

( Muns, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)

Twitter has ruined celebrity namedropping for the privileged few
*once served Keith Chegwin in a nightclub*
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:38, Reply)

+ic
( Muns, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

I didn't know you were a racist GJ.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:15, Reply)

I really have nothing to add
I'm just happy to be here.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:42, Reply)

No one else is happy you're here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)

My job is done then

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)

You see Jase, your threadrushing has ruined everything.
No one wants to post now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:42, Reply)

I'm just suprised everyone hasn't already pissed off to the juicer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)

I'm there fam.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)

This is the plan, Harters:
Dick around on here for the next hour or so, then go and pick the kids up from my parents, then drop the eldest off at his piano lesson and take the youngest to the juicer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)

Yes this is my blog now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)

Own it Bro.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:46, Reply)

this is a brilliant idea
but I have a meeting at three and I prolly shouldn't be wankered for it
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)

Who the fuck decides to have a meeting on a Friday afternoon?
You should move it to the juicer, just saying
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)

I ... ummm ... it was me.
I've been gardening the last couple of days so this was the only time I could do it.

Everybody else will hate me.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

NO HAIR DON'T CARE

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)

I could do with a haircut, it's covering my eyes now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)

Alright Denis Healey

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)

Denis Austin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)

Every so often there is this one eyebrow hair that keeps growing really long
Just the one, mind, above my right eye.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)

strikethrough japs

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

Healy Nilsen
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

Pub Burger Joy
Chilli jam FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)

Something something INFEST something

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)

I'll infest yur fayce in a minute

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)

I do like a bit of Chili jam on BBQ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)

Ohhhh and summat about INFEST

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)

Look at you flaunting your pints and burgers and chilli jams like I'm supposed to be all jealous
Well it worked. HAPPY NOW?
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)

Sorry, I mean something something infest

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)

Sorry man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:36, Reply)

nitty gritty listen to the boy from the big bad city

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)

blimey, calm down there, Chompy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:27, Reply)

The thread I posted was the best thread today but noooo someonoe had to threadstomp me.
This is why I should be qotw mod.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

n

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)

I thought TuiB got the post?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)

they should make the OP the Mod for their own threads
I'm pretty sure I suggested this to them a million years ago. It's the sensible (ish) middle ground between Modless anarchy and the weepy bloobloo Mods
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)

Here's an interesting article by famous gay Owen Jones
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/mar/13/ed-milibands-kitchens-political-issue-modern-britain

I think all you right wing leaning pricks should read it and educate yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)

What about those of us slightly to the right of Kropotkin's beard?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)

Is that a euphemism?

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)

Are you flirting with me again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:07, Reply)

Not on your nelly Mr Veggiespunk

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:09, Reply)

pineapple good
artichoke bad
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)

I eat a lot of Marmite.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)

you can probably stomach any flavour of spunk then

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:16, Reply)

What a thoroughly unpleasant thought.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:18, Reply)

pinko hippy

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:09, Reply)

There are other calendar events to be discussed before April Fools Day
And your alts were only boring old lunch and weekend plans, not as interesting as my hard-hitting Britpop thread (which would have been BRILLIANT but someonoe had to threadstomp me)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)

Wow I was going to have great input on that one if he didn't THREADSTOMP you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)

You can always tell us here.
It was quickly established that no-one really cared that much about britpop anyway.
( Muns, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:07, Reply)

Yeah but I was just going to keep typing you're a cunt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)

It'd only be like reading the texts from my mum anyway. :(

( Muns, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:09, Reply)

I didn't actually mean you
apart from that I think it's probably Stunned, or Chompy* that sends them messages from YM's phone

Or Gonz, or Meatsnake, or Windy Pig, or Kroney, or........well it could be almost all of us that have access to abuse your mums phone
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:12, Reply)

I'm surprised you get chance.
She usually uses it herself when the sex is lacklustre.
( Muns, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:21, Reply)

She must be on it all the time then looking at the above list

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:25, Reply)

Not much to do when you're her age except find men who can't get better. :-)

( Muns, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:31, Reply)

NU FRED TIMES

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:29, Reply)