sausages should contain animal
the more non-animal stuff you add, the more bent they become

fruit sausages are for absolute fruits
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:29, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I like the TVP frankfurters that you boil for about four minutes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:30, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:33, Reply)

My mum loves me :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:34, Reply)

In what way?
If it's like they do in Bedworth - that's actually illegal
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:36, Reply)

Not even Gonz has eaten something as dreadful as this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:54, Reply)

Unless you count *that* episode with Pickle Fairy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:55, Reply)

Fruit is for chutneys

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:32, Reply)

These are 87% pork
I've had them before but never in combination with the classic fried onion accompaniment in a sandwich - I was looking to the collective experience of the B3TA community for advice.
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