i enjoy the bits where i explain to single mothers going through a possession hearing why they left it too late to complain about their mortgage
Lol
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

or explain to investment managers that they knew exactly what they were doing when they signed up to tax avoidance schemes
Lol
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:13, Reply)

I'm actually interested a bit in your dull job.
What would she be complaining about?
Both mortgage companies I've dealt with have always been pretty clear about giving us a respite on repayments of there is a financial struggle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:16, Reply)

in that particular case, affordability
Can't go into details, but even if the complaint had been made in time they wouldn't have had a leg to stand on. We 100% did nothing wrong.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)

I understand you can't go in to details, but if she signed the paperwork, and the lender had done the affordability checks,
Why would they think they could complain?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:20, Reply)

because we did the advice and arranging
Plus, when people are desperate they'll do everything they can to try and get money.

I received some letters which were less than complimentary.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:22, Reply)

it must be brilliant cashing in on the misery and suffering of other people

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:24, Reply)

it's very fulfilling

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:26, Reply)

seems a bit daft.
The only way they wouldn't be able to afford it is in the case of a change in their circumstances, or they lied to the adviser. knobs
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:27, Reply)

bet he's the creepy one who sits there
and offers the single mothers a break if they breastfeed in front of him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:29, Reply)

+ with their shoes off

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:18, Reply)

no, with a pair of Vivienne Westwood loveheart heels on
You fucking weirdo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:19, Reply)

because the public
as a trainee i got numerous people turning up with a writ for possession. WHY DID YOU SIT ON IT UNTIL NOW?!

one of them turned up at 2pm when the bailiffs were coming at 10am the following morning. i said i'd rush in an urgent application, but in the meantime, he should start packing, just in case. he said he would just set tupac on them.

i asked who tupac was.

his dog.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:23, Reply)