That's hardly going to help when I bump off the missus and can't find the life insurance policy now is it?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:30, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Phone them up and ask them for a copy?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:30, Reply)

This logical approach just wont cut it
We take our hoarding pretty seriously round here. Who knows when you're going to need the breakdown cover documents from a company that went out of business in the 90s
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with a bit of hoarding, as long as you're not turning into Mr Trebus you should be alright.
One of my mates is a total anti-hoarder, anything he doesn't immediately need gets binned or ebayed, then he expects everyone else to pick up the slack and lend him a spare phone when he drunkenly drops his phone in a urinal and pisses all over it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)

when they're dead?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:33, Reply)

he's going to kill the entire staff at Sun Life?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:33, Reply)

Only if they don't know how to use a slip road

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:34, Reply)

good idea
parasites
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)