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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
it has a swimming pool so you can do wees in that
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:34,
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10 years ago)
Why are you so nice when Swipe is so mean and makes me cry?
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Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:51,
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you should hear what he says about you behind your back
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:53,
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I bet its nice because he is nice!
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Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:55,
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I say things like 'Phil seems like a nice bloke, I'd like to meet him' and when faced with a challenge I wonder aloud 'What would Phil do?' because you inspire me to be the best person I can
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:57,
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I talk in my sleep.
Often I am awoken by an angry wife asking "Who the fuck is Meatsnake?!" Are you having an affair?!
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Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:03,
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she is an ugly person, inside and out, where as i am made of love
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:56,
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The thing is, beauty shines from within and I just know that if she was just a little bit nicer it would show and she would look beautiful
and less like the horrible hag what she is!
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Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:04,
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There is a painting of her in the locked room that becomes more beautiful as she becomes more and more horrible in real life.
Sometimes I sit and stare at it for hours wondering where it all went wrong, I think it's probably something to do with that meat feast pizza.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:10,
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