"Hello, I'd like to speak to your managing director."
"He's dead."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Who's the most senior person there?"
"It doesn't matter, we're about to commit mass suicide just after starting fires which will consume the building and all the evidence."
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:56, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

*makes notes*
*drinks Koolaid*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)

I did think the bottle in the water cooler looked a bit different this mor

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)

KiaOresh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 10:03, Reply)