Avoiding bits that are shit at V-Festival is a bit like avoiding bits of the sea that are wet.

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

There's nothing nicer than drinking beer in the sunshine with some friends
particularly if you're watching Beyoncé in the rain surrounded by chavs
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:14, Reply)

true, it's not the same as cramming 4 stinking people who haven't showered for 3 days into a tent and thinking drugs are cool when you're nearly 60, maaaaan

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:15, Reply)

k

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)

i've been to better things
but they were a decent enough couple of days out.

the food was properly shit though. how can you fuck up a microwave pizza that badly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:14, Reply)

you're talking to festival veterans, pet
you're really on to a loser trying to persuade anybody that V is anything other than an appalling bland chavfest
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:17, Reply)

god, what an awful thing to be
try going on a real holiday/weekend away, not rolling around in a field convincing yourself that it's fun.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:02, Reply)

k

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:06, Reply)

ps: wales doesn't count

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)

cool

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:14, Reply)

well
only if you think calling a trip to wales a "holiday" and then posting on here throughout is "cool"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)

k

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:27, Reply)

i think everyone felt quite sorry for you
we could have a whipround and try to get you a flight to somewhere decent.

prolly be one way though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)

that's sweet, pet
but you're a only a lowly lawyer and you still get your holidays paid for by daddy
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)

bless, you have no idea

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

oh do enlighten me
what does a property squabbler earn in London? 70k? 80k?

you're hardly Rockefeller, pet
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)

like i say
you have no idea.

stick to telling yourself that a semi with a seriously ugly garden is a good result in life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)

under 70k then
should have done a real degree, eh?
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)

what, at the "university" of birmingham? lol
you're way out, pet. and you have no idea about other interests/background. now off you go, back to telling yourself that your little patch of scrubby grass is a "garden". at least you might convince yourself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)

you really are easy

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)

not as easy as your wife

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)