Avoiding bits that are shit at V-Festival is a bit like avoiding bits of the sea that are wet.

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There's nothing nicer than drinking beer in the sunshine with some friends
particularly if you're watching Beyoncé in the rain surrounded by chavs
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:14, Reply)

true, it's not the same as cramming 4 stinking people who haven't showered for 3 days into a tent and thinking drugs are cool when you're nearly 60, maaaaan

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:15, Reply)

k

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)

i've been to better things
but they were a decent enough couple of days out.

the food was properly shit though. how can you fuck up a microwave pizza that badly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:14, Reply)

you're talking to festival veterans, pet
you're really on to a loser trying to persuade anybody that V is anything other than an appalling bland chavfest
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:17, Reply)

god, what an awful thing to be
try going on a real holiday/weekend away, not rolling around in a field convincing yourself that it's fun.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:02, Reply)

k

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:06, Reply)

ps: wales doesn't count

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)

cool

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:14, Reply)

well
only if you think calling a trip to wales a "holiday" and then posting on here throughout is "cool"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)

k

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:27, Reply)

i think everyone felt quite sorry for you
we could have a whipround and try to get you a flight to somewhere decent.

prolly be one way though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)

that's sweet, pet
but you're a only a lowly lawyer and you still get your holidays paid for by daddy
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)

bless, you have no idea

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

oh do enlighten me
what does a property squabbler earn in London? 70k? 80k?

you're hardly Rockefeller, pet
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)

like i say
you have no idea.

stick to telling yourself that a semi with a seriously ugly garden is a good result in life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)

under 70k then
should have done a real degree, eh?
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)

what, at the "university" of birmingham? lol
you're way out, pet. and you have no idea about other interests/background. now off you go, back to telling yourself that your little patch of scrubby grass is a "garden". at least you might convince yourself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)

you really are easy

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)

not as easy as your wife

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)