When I was about 17 my mum came downstairs to find a guy passed out on the sofa.
His mate had said he would leave the door unlocked for him in the house across the road. When he found it locked he assumed he had the wrong house, tried my mums door, walked in and fell asleep. My mum woke him up, heard his apology and made him breakfast. When I told an American mate what happened she said that my mum was crazy and that her dad would have just got the gun and shot him whilst he was still asleep. I know which one I think is crazy.
( Peej, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:22, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

homeless guy working his way along the road, a different sofa every night
assume he hadn't thought of saying "his" house rather than "his mate's" as a feeble excuse to crawl into bed drunk with your mum in the early hours
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:20, Reply)