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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm watching a show with Warwick Davis and his family.
Midgets are Fucking brilliant aren't they. Tiny little hilarious fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:27, 29 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
midget joan's dairy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:31, Reply)
Mighty dwarf in power rangers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:33, Reply)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:35, Reply)
it ain't half squat mum

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:38, Reply)
Red Dwarf

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:39, Reply)
Shortarse Circuit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:55, Reply)
I had a midget walk past me earlier and I thought about Warwick Davis
which is unusual, because I don't often think about him
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:32, Reply)
I Fucking love midgets.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:33, Reply)
best of all the malformeds

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:34, Reply)
Yep. There was a pub that got shut down because they had a dwarf throwing contest.
I would have loved to go to that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:33, Reply)
I once fucked a midget.
It's prolly in the depths of qftw somewhere. It's not worth searching for. That's pretty much the whole story up there in the subject line.
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:34, Reply)
It was a child.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:35, Reply)
Why would I have fucked a child?

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:36, Reply)
Because they told you they were a midget, or trying to become a mod or something.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:37, Reply)
Can't you tell the difference between a child and a short adult?
That's a bit disturbing, mate.
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:39, Reply)
It doesn't matter if I don't fuck them.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:40, Reply)
I've now spent 5 minutes looking for that Jam sketch with the doctor, to no avail.
Just imagine I've pasted a quote from it here.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:50, Reply)
hahalolololol!
POTD
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
top stuff, drimble

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:56, Reply)
If this was /board it'd be on the FP by now
along with all the other lazy, half-arsed, unfunny shit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:59, Reply)
oh is that who that is?
I did wonder
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 21:03, Reply)
weirdo, they're built for comedy, not for sex.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:44, Reply)
there were some logistics issues
but all the requisite components were present
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:56, Reply)
I can't decide if i like you more or less after finding out you fucked a midget

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Apr 2015, 21:00, Reply)
midget gems diarrhoea

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 21:09, Reply)
Maybe she was just really far away.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 22:35, Reply)
We're just people m8, show a bit of decency for once in your life.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:56, Reply)
Your all gay

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 22:34, Reply)
Back from the pub.
Dinner cooked.

Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 22:38, Reply)

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