Off Topic
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest,
836,
835,
834,
833,
832, ...
1
« Go Back |
See The Full Thread
I once fucked a midget.
It's prolly in the depths of qftw somewhere. It's not worth searching for. That's pretty much the whole story up there in the subject line.
(
lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:34,
3 replies,
latest was 10 years ago)
It was a child.
(
PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:35,
Reply)
Why would I have fucked a child?
(
lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:36,
Reply)
Because they told you they were a midget, or trying to become a mod or something.
(
PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:37,
Reply)
Can't you tell the difference between a child and a short adult?
That's a bit disturbing, mate.
(
lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:39,
Reply)
It doesn't matter if I don't fuck them.
(
PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:40,
Reply)
I've now spent 5 minutes looking for that Jam sketch with the doctor, to no avail.
Just imagine I've pasted a quote from it here.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:50,
Reply)
hahalolololol!
POTD
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:52,
Reply)
top stuff, drimble
(
lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:56,
Reply)
If this was /board it'd be on the FP by now
along with all the other lazy, half-arsed, unfunny shit
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:59,
Reply)
oh is that who that is?
I did wonder
(
broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 21:03,
Reply)
weirdo, they're built for comedy, not for sex.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:44,
Reply)
there were some logistics issues
but all the requisite components were present
(
lol man river definite greek god, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:56,
Reply)
I can't decide if i like you more or less after finding out you fucked a midget
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Apr 2015, 21:00,
Reply)
midget gems diarrhoea

(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 21:09,
Reply)
Maybe she was just really far away.
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 22:35,
Reply)
« Go Back |
See The Full Thread
Pages: Latest,
836,
835,
834,
833,
832, ...
1