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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I once fucked a midget.
It's prolly in the depths of qftw somewhere. It's not worth searching for. That's pretty much the whole story up there in the subject line.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:34, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
It was a child.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:35, Reply)
Why would I have fucked a child?

(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:36, Reply)
Because they told you they were a midget, or trying to become a mod or something.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:37, Reply)
Can't you tell the difference between a child and a short adult?
That's a bit disturbing, mate.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:39, Reply)
It doesn't matter if I don't fuck them.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:40, Reply)
I've now spent 5 minutes looking for that Jam sketch with the doctor, to no avail.
Just imagine I've pasted a quote from it here.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:50, Reply)
hahalolololol!
POTD
(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
top stuff, drimble

(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:56, Reply)
If this was /board it'd be on the FP by now
along with all the other lazy, half-arsed, unfunny shit
(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:59, Reply)
oh is that who that is?
I did wonder
(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 21:03, Reply)
weirdo, they're built for comedy, not for sex.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:44, Reply)
there were some logistics issues
but all the requisite components were present
(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 20:56, Reply)
I can't decide if i like you more or less after finding out you fucked a midget

(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 21:00, Reply)
midget gems diarrhoea

(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 21:09, Reply)
Maybe she was just really far away.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 22:35, Reply)

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