Thursday morning "no-one will be as cool as you if you reply to this thread" thread
Alt: tea or coffee in the morning? Or a cheeky pint for breakfast?

Altalt: can Walkers ever redeem themselves for putting cheese and onion crisps in a blue packet or will the stain of this gastronomic faux pas permeate their lineage for generations?
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 7:57, 40 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

red wine and camembert

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 7:59, Reply)

With a Gitane whipped out from under your beret, presumably.

( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:02, Reply)

the lovely Marine will soon send them all back where they came from

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:06, Reply)

All this "Bleu Marine" rebranding is wreaking havoc with people's habits.
A mate of mine used to enjoy ordering his steaks "bleu marine" as a joke, until he ordered one like that in a restaurant not so long ago and got a look from the waiter that said "Certainly, you fascist bastard."
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:14, Reply)

frankly that serves him right for being whacky when ordering food

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:27, Reply)

Alright yeti.
Alt: milk in first, then hot water, then sugar. Tea bag goes in last.

Altalt: walkers are right, everyone else is wrong, Gary Lineker said so.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:02, Reply)

WOAH! CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE TIME.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:06, Reply)

omgolly I'd better bake you a cake

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:07, Reply)

nommywommycaek

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:19, Reply)

I suspect,
given that they named one of their flavours after him, that bungs may have been involved.

Also: happy candles! I've no idea when mine even are.
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:08, Reply)

I forget every year, it's a nice surprise

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:18, Reply)

Hi Friend
As a businessman, and as a winner, my breakfast consists of making sales. Beverages come later, as a reward for a successful mornings work.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:08, Reply)

Did you have three Weetabix this morning or something?

( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:16, Reply)

I don't have time for breakfast, hard work then a power lunch, that's my style.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:18, Reply)

lunch wank
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:19, Reply)

he's the motivation we all have in us, but have yet to access

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:19, Reply)

I like to cover my salary in the first hour at work, the rest of the day is for the company. Success is rewarded in my world.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:21, Reply)

guyrim

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:22, Reply)

Hi internet chums
I'm sitting at Coventry train station, much like Philip Larkin in I Remember, I Remember.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:28, Reply)

down the close darkening lanes tangles sang his way
to the siding shed
and lined the train with faces grimly lolgay
their breasts were stuck all white with wreath and spray
as mens are dead
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:36, Reply)

FP dis now.

( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:38, Reply)

that's beautiful, man.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:39, Reply)

Wilfred would be proud

( $$ ✅, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:51, Reply)

In 50 years time Great War Poetry (Remixes) will be a GCSE subject.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:56, Reply)

If I should die, think only this of me
I don't know much about war poetry
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:02, Reply)

a dust whom coventry bore, shaped, made aware
tangles is dead, the frightful old quare
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:07, Reply)

Verging into Gerald Manley Hopkins territory here.

( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:09, Reply)

They fuck you up children, your mum and dad.bagenfock
They may not mean to, but and they do.
They fill you with the faults tiny penis they had
And add some extra, just for you.
( Peej, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 8:56, Reply)

Some extra-tiny penis?
Sounds a bit Yewtree.
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:19, Reply)

keyword: baggenfock

( Peej, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:41, Reply)