good shit flinging is and there were some brilliant threads of weeping outrage
but mostly it wasn't good, it was just the same tedious old criticisms
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:22, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

you had psychochimp's cock up your arse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:23, Reply)

I heard he only made it as far as one of the lower folds before nausea got the better of him

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:26, Reply)

the guntstench put him off his fingering technique

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:27, Reply)

it was like scraping out the u-bend in a boys school dormitory

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:30, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2503798
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:31, Reply)

poor mrs old man dullard
no wonder you prefer men's arses if that's what you're used to
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:27, Reply)

stop trying to pass your hamster bum fun off on everyone else

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:26, Reply)

your hamstering obsession is just creepy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:27, Reply)

well, you would know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:28, Reply)

yes, I would know it's creepy, because you creep me out by banging on about it at every opportunity

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:30, Reply)

yes
banging on and on and on about another poster having sex WOULD be rather creepy, no??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:31, Reply)

as I understand it, your liaison with chimpy was like Eleanor Rigby's funeral.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:32, Reply)

Ha!

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:33, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2503808
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:38, Reply)

^ upset and outlolled by the dozemeister

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:39, Reply)

just because thinking about other people is as close as you get to sex

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:40, Reply)

also, did you just refer to yourself as "the dozemeister" ?????

oh.

oh dear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:42, Reply)

alright fatso, calm down

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:44, Reply)

she's cranky because of the sweat rash under the gunt

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:46, Reply)

chompy's dna still embedded in the sweaty lardass folds

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:47, Reply)

bless
are you missing rory so much that you have to try and crawl up someone else's arsehole, even old man dullard's??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:49, Reply)

nobody's doing any crawling, treacs
We're just a couple of forum users who share a sense of humour.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:50, Reply)

you are a bit of a brown noser m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:51, Reply)

you're a bit of a white knighter m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:52, Reply)

Haha upset

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:52, Reply)

you are a fucking idiot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:53, Reply)

you have a monobrow

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:54, Reply)

and?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:55, Reply)

i don't find it attractive

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:57, Reply)

he's alright
it can't be easy watching old mother blubber whinging and moaning every day of the weak
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:53, Reply)

well you'd know all about that
given that you spend your holidays posting on here rather than talking to your old mother
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:55, Reply)

i like reading your silly arguments when they're funny, when it's
U R FAT
U R UGLY
U R CREEPY
NO U R

it's pretty boring reading
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:57, Reply)

sure thing "treacs"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:54, Reply)

upset.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:56, Reply)

i know
i'm so upset i'm off to the pub.

don't spunk over wp's new thread will you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:57, Reply)

easy now
this is like congratulating yourself on beating a chimp at chess
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:40, Reply)

it's marginally less dull and creepy than when she bangs on about my kids' haircuts

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:33, Reply)

ugly man produces ugly kids shocker

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:38, Reply)

see? creepy

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:38, Reply)

I could mention when you posted pics of Ringos kids on the internet if we're talking creepy but that seems to upset you and you deny or delete it so i wont

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:40, Reply)

never happened, pumpkin
but if you think it's the only way to distract attention from your girlfriend making a fool of herself in yet another attempt to impress other men on the internet
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:42, Reply)

see, upset denial, how boring

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:43, Reply)

It was when the spastics started trying to recreate the funny threads in reply to every story posted it went to shit, like when I do a really wicked thread on here and everyone has a good time then the next thread is done by Jason.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:30, Reply)