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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 May 2015, 22:09,
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06/05/14 BBC Presenter Sian Williams crosses her legs on Sunday Morning Live. Unusually for her she crosses the right leg over the left. To date over 268 indexed sightings approximately 82% have been left over right. Today's underwear is white with the suggestion of a pale pink trim.
Delayed masturbation today, wanted to see how long my erection could be maintained with no hand stimulation, purely by looking at this one screen capture.
00-76 seconds: Fully stonked at 5.75 inches
76-85 seconds: Starting to droop, 5.5 inches
86-89 seconds: Unable to give accurate result as I couldn't keep my hands off it any longer and it seemed like a wasted opportunity.
Time to orgasm from first contact: 2.5 seconds
Ejaculation distance: 14.2 inches with a 4 degree spread. Used an old washing up bowl as the receiver.
UPDATE: 5 further wanks over this image before it was trumped by the majestic ref: 269.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 May 2015, 22:18,
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13/05/14 BBC Presenter Sian Williams crosses her legs on Sunday Morning Live.
*That* Red Dress again. Have screencapped this at the same time she raises her right hand to her hair, caught it halfway. If you squint your eyes a bit it looks like she is cupping her right breast. That combined with the textbook upskirt (burgundy panties, 1.5 second reveal on the original video) means I'll be thrashing myself raw once every 30 minutes until next Sunday when hopefully this will be bettered yet again. Told JobCentre Plus I had ebola so couldn't come in for my interview.
Last week I tweeted a link for this "flickr" album to Sian's Official Twitter Account and I'm convinced she is doing it deliberately now, the filthy slut. I swear she half-winked at the camera today at the exact second her leg went up.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 May 2015, 22:30,
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It's okay, flickr is crawler-proofYour real identity can be between me, you and Sian
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 May 2015, 22:34,
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poor defencehow does "didn't know" imply knowledge?
your deflection attempt is puny, old man
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it implies that you knew how they were sized and sold and that you were surprised that depth was a sizing optionMateyplops.
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20/05/14 BBC Presenter Sian Williams
Lilac cardigan with a tiny floral detail, figure-hugging pink dress. I think she has put a little colour in her hair, it looks a bit different. Sitting at a slight angle to best show off her shapely mammaries.
UPDATE: After watching to the end I am devastated to report absolutely NO uncrossing today, Lady Sian sat for the entire segment in the LOR configuration. You may notice that on my "Entries" I have started introducing so-called "Acronyms" for the sake of brevity. Have tweeted her about the dangers of DVT, hopefully this will keep her crossing and uncrossing with the camera at an appropriate angle.
Todays's wank: Revisited the classic ref: 125 ("Breakfast" - no upskirt but a quick glimpse of bra strap as she turns to the side). Four replays required to reach climax.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 May 2015, 22:48,
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27/05/14 Sad emoticon.
During her Sunday Morning Live slot, Sian had a somewhat glazed look. Maybe my Personal Fan Mail has finally got through, I thought. I knew that posting sixty packages a week for the last month, all from different postcodes and with different handwriting, at least some of them had to get through. And maybe a few of the lids would have stayed on.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 May 2015, 23:13,
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P.S.: [email protected]"w/3deg, 1980s Toby Jug
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