It's overwhelmingly likely that they will be forced to sell their house to pay for long term care.
Meaning no free house for toothbrush Jase
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:06, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Not if he puts them both on an all semen diet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:27, Reply)

see, I've mentioned this to people I know who are relying on their parents death for home ownership.
They don't seem to grasp how much it may cost
to stay alive an extra 10 years or so.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 16:29, Reply)

There's an easy way to sort that mate.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:30, Reply)

I can't see jase successfully murdering two people without getting caught.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 16:34, Reply)

He will have been proper mugged by some company offering to help release the equity within seconds of taking ownership

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:35, Reply)

lol,
"Can i speak to Jase the Gay please?"
"Speaking"
"Are you aware, Mr. the Gay, that you could have real cash locked in your home?"
"Yeah, but my parents bodies are in the basement, so I don't really want to go down there in case they've become ghosts or something"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 16:38, Reply)

equity release is pikey as fuck and needs to be made advised only
It's financially disastrous.

#financialadviceblog
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:40, Reply)