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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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YEAH WHO CARESI won a tenner on the scratchcards today. What have YOU won?
alt. What have you lost.
altalt. Most mundane work task? I vote laminating.
altaltalt. Most thankless task in the world? I vote emptying a cat litter tray
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:21,
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dunno to alloh go on then:
Nothing
Alt: Motivation
Altalt: Pretending to care
Altaltalt: Posting in a 'Geordiejay' thread
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:22,
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I'm not putting up with this anymore, you can enjoy your rubbish thread without me you bully.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:41,
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Fucking hell, Jase.Alt: Any hope for you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:24,
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I won the heart of a lovely little lady with a filthy mind.She's getting on a bit but she loves it and won't stop "begging for the d" it must be genetic, because she is your mother.
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please popular page this so if she see it will cheer her up a bit.(, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:03, Reply)
If she can't be bothered to read through every thread then I don't see why I should cheer her up(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:04,
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She's a busy woman making mid level quality TV shows better by being in them. (, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:06, Reply)
dunno ... I feel like I ought to be a winner by never having bought a scratch card but I'm struggling to feel strongly about itAlt: we have support staff to do the mundane stuff
Altalt: cats are cunt
Hope this helps!
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Nah that can't be right, I mean, I've never bought one either and look at me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:33,
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perhaps they're not the reliable metric of social success that I assumed(, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:39, Reply)
Dunno, you're the brainy oneis there some sciencey term for something that is true if one set of conditions is present, but isn't necessarily the opposite if they are not?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:41,
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That seems like a load of bollocks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:47,
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brainy?even compared to you? erm...............
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:48,
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I knew you wouldn't be able to resist that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:49,
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An all expenses paid go on ym. alt: An all expenses paid go on ym.
altalt: have to alt-tab away from whatever I'm using to procrastinate.
altaltalt: An all expenses paid go on ym.
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Muns, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:33,
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You're just not putting the effort in anymore.Strangely, I said the same thing to (add relative) last night.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:39,
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people put lots of effort into the Biscuit Threadmaybe express a controversial opinion on Garibaldis
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The only controversial opinion on a Garibaldi would be liking oneas they are horrible
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He said he was disappointed to learn that you weren't a woman with alopecia (
Muns, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:41,
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I haven't won anything today.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 15:41,
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You win over my heart every day <3(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:43,
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awww, I love you.I mean, I'm not in love with you, more like a man loves a good sandwich, or that first after work beer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 15:44,
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I understand completely, it is a normal and healthy and totally heterosexual love.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:46,
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well, I love you like a dessert loves the rain.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 15:56,
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I win a lot.Maybe because I can't stop eating dog food.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:42,
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about £9,500,000sadly it all goes to the client and not to me.
alt: nothing that i know of...
altalt: photocopying and paginating. it's fine during the day, when there are minions to do it, but if you have a trial and court deadlines and you're working all hours, it's dull as fuck.
altaltalt: typing on b3ta
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:42,
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surely your employer gets a cut or fees, which in turn go towards your wages.So you've won a bit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 15:45,
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bless youif you could understand 5% of it, you'd be doing well.
now back to your photocopiers or whatever it was TD outed you as doing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:57,
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ye heard b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2507751#post2507753
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:00,
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oh right ... I sell photocopiers now, do I?whatever makes you feel better
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it's words on the internet, it must be 100% truealthough i can't see you as much of a salesman.
NO NO, YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG, STUPID CLIENT, LOOK, DO IT THIS WAY- WAIT- COME BACK... WHERE DID HE GO?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:15,
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Nothing. I WORK for the things I want. Buck your ideas up son. My temper - several times already today.
Having to tell incompetent lazy untermenschen that they are being made redundant.
Having to tell incompetent lazy untermenschen that they are being made redundant.
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don't you have some sort of secretary or such for pointless menial tasks such as laminating.We've got an apprentice to do all the shit jobs.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 15:46,
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he did fall for the "long stand" trick.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 15:51,
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the workmen at my old estate agency were horrific to each otheri found it particularly horrifying that, on a refurb job, the joiners would shit in the new toilets before they were plumbed in, leaving a nice treat for the plumbers.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:56,
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we're not having a new bathroomyou can't shit in the kitchen sink
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:58,
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My builder housemate used to make a point of throwing his gloves at the apprentice joiner if he'd been doing groundwork.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:08,
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His gloves better have beencovered in shit or this a pointless story.
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Of course they were he'd been 'doing groundwork'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:20,
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It's builder speak for being 'up to your elbows in shit'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:37,
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He is the secretary or such for pointless menial tasks such as laminating#adminskills #wordgotaround
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:48,
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#dataentry #callhandler (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 15:52,
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Laminating is womans work.Listening to them do that task is the purview of barbarians.
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Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.
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My coat has got ten buttons but I can only laminate?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:57,
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Not me. That tenner is nowhere near as much as you have spent on them. Play fruit machines instead.
alt: the will to live.
altalt: writing reports.
triple alt: supping on your mam's muff chalice.
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I can't wait until your 'mam 'n' dad' die so you 'win' their house. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:50,
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surely our new government will allow him to buy his council house at a knock down price.Then he can leave old bicycles on his own front lawn next to the old washing machine and mattress.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 15:53,
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It's overwhelmingly likely that they will be forced to sell their house to pay for long term care.Meaning no free house for toothbrush Jase
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see, I've mentioned this to people I know who are relying on their parents death for home ownership.They don't seem to grasp how much it may cost
to stay alive an extra 10 years or so.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 16:29,
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I can't see jase successfully murdering two people without getting caught.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 16:34,
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He will have been proper mugged by some company offering to help release the equity within seconds of taking ownership (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:35,
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lol, "Can i speak to Jase the Gay please?"
"Speaking"
"Are you aware, Mr. the Gay, that you could have real cash locked in your home?"
"Yeah, but my parents bodies are in the basement, so I don't really want to go down there in case they've become ghosts or something"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 16:38,
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equity release is pikey as fuck and needs to be made advised onlyIt's financially disastrous.
#financialadviceblog
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I won a free pint on a promotional scratchcard at the weekend.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:09,
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He cares very little for the homos. He told me in a vision I had at Glastonbury
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You already said that.Like, at the top of the thread, like.
I can assume your shoutiness is causing you to forget things like question marks and the fact that you're repeating yourself.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:45,
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what did you do?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 16:59,
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to be fairit's an overrated legacy that they've been simultaneously shitting on for three decades
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Pretty sure there are undiscovered african tribes that are sick and tired of hearing blue monday.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:07,
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