he wears three piece suits without a tie
He works in IT
He has a ponytail, in spite of being in his forties
He doesn't classify ties as accessories.

I invite you to retract your statement.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:17, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

That makes him a knob, but not dull. Apology accepted in advance.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:19, Reply)

'working in IT' makes him dull
I look forward to receiving your response.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:21, Reply)

You're welcome.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:22, Reply)

it's funny you calling anyone else dull
you do this thing where your posts are deliberately as dull as possible, and you think you're being HILARIOUS, but actually the joke's on you, because underneath you are even more dull than pension chat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:28, Reply)

Ties are a bit shit, tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:22, Reply)

how do you know any of this?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:25, Reply)

Frog googles irl stuff about posters and gazzes him.
Hth.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:28, Reply)

Still upset about being taken in. You mug. It's been months m8, get over it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:32, Reply)

Shucks. Daft old me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:35, Reply)

Sorry your wifes florist isn't doing that well either.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:36, Reply)

We'll get by. Sorry your personal life is hitting rock bottom.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:45, Reply)

Typical nonsense from doc upset still smarting from being made to look a right knob over and over.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:46, Reply)