i don't have any french cousins, thank you very much
just one great grandfather. but we don't talk about him, because he was a scumbag who turned out to be running 2 families... 5 miles apart from one another... my grandma got a right shock when she opened the door in her 70's and a half-sister she had no idea about was standing on the doorstep...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:45, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

sounds like a right sort

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 May 2015, 12:51, Reply)

i have no idea how a wandering french romeo ended up in the middle of nowhere, yorkshire
but he obviously made the most of it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:04, Reply)

the last person in your family who ever risked having any fun

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:55, Reply)

if you call cheating on your wife and another woman fun, sure

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:03, Reply)

I agree
he should have got them in bed together... Trick missed I fear
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:11, Reply)

who wouldn't want to think about their great grandparents having a threesome, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:14, Reply)

BRB

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:23, Reply)

sorry ... I keep forgetting you're a joyless Victorian prude

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:10, Reply)

I don't consider not wanting to shag someone else when in a relationship to be prudish
But if you have an open relationship good for you.

I can't see how it would help you get laid with that face though. Shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:26, Reply)

it's almost as if I'm incredibly attractive

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:32, Reply)

there is something incredible about it alright

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:44, Reply)

clearly
you're almost as obsessed about it as you are with my lawns and my kids' hair
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:46, Reply)

it's almost as if i have no idea what any of it is like and just like to chuck random insults at you innit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:49, Reply)

horrible curtains in your spare bedroom, btw

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:49, Reply)

( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:50, Reply)

and i don't like your socks either

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:52, Reply)

Banning you!

( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:53, Reply)

i've never been banned
I'm a good girl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:54, Reply)

Except that time about the bins

( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:55, Reply)

NO BIN CHAT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:55, Reply)