Morning
So, as I'm WFH today what should I have for breakfast? I have time for the full fry-up, could do the scrambled egg & smoked salmon thing or should I go the full Gonz and have butterscotch custard, kippers and cheese?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:19, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

pancakes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:35, Reply)

toast

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:36, Reply)

scrambled egg and smoked salmon is my default lazy breakfast
but don't overcook the eggs like some sort of colonial
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:36, Reply)

^This^
I'll be having this as a breakfast, good choice. I also concur about the colonials' penchant for ruining perfectly good scrambled eggs.
I may also have a can of lager with it as per the suggestion below
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:48, Reply)

WINNING

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:49, Reply)

pls change this to 'hcrambled'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:53, Reply)

Can of lager.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:36, Reply)