no wonder you believe all that conspiracy SciFi bollocks
you're thick as fuck
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:14, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

look, he does his.maths stuff, he gets a funny online qualification, no one in any work environment cares, but it makes him feel better.
It's like when I tell the apprentice he's done a good job when what I mean is "thank you for not fucking anything up like normal" I know what I mean, the other guys in the workshop know what I mean, but he gets to feel like he's done good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 May 2015, 17:20, Reply)

It's like when I have a shit and give myself a round of applause

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:20, Reply)

This is why you should just send the apprentice down the burger van while the adults do the proper work.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:22, Reply)

he is very very good at the coffee and bacon sandwich run on a Friday now.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 May 2015, 17:23, Reply)

There you go. I'm sure there's a big pot of screws you can have him sort out as well.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:23, Reply)

I feel a bit sorry for him at times,
But most of the time, I'm angry at him for leaving half my tools lying in various plant rooms.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 May 2015, 17:26, Reply)

I know the feeling. One of our grads is quite competent but is still in uni mode where he's trying/thinks he's the smartest kid in class.
Although he can do shit boring jobs quicker than I can because he'll actually do them rather than avoid them.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:30, Reply)

always give the hardest job, to the laziest man, he'll find the easiest way to do it

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 May 2015, 17:32, Reply)

\o/

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:33, Reply)

I think you should print it out and hang it above your desk.
If you can be bothered.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 May 2015, 17:34, Reply)

My desk is a metaphor for that slogan as it is.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:46, Reply)

You don't have to be clinically insane to work here
but it helps
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 May 2015, 17:47, Reply)

Can't have things like that. It would indicate a glimpse of humanity.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:54, Reply)