Good News
• Holiday time soon, which means:
• Philliejay visiting London soon too
• Your fridge broke after I 'willed' it to happen while I was practicing the dark arts last night
• General feeling of contentment and positivity in regard to the future

Bad News
• My bum exploded
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 7:57, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It was terrible meatsnake
I only noticed because I went to make a martini and the olives were warm! It's going to take time to get over that one.
( Peej, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 7:59, Reply)

Oh jesus! Stay strong m8!
Good News
• The pink SMEG fridge is going away 5eva when we have the kitchen done!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 8:02, Reply)

Our Smeg fridge is stainless
Wife told me to take the stainless off to scrap. I told wife to fuck off.
( Peej, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 8:08, Reply)

I used to live with a builder who used the back garden for his 'scrap pile' that he would collect then weigh in during winter.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:01, Reply)

Explode.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jun 2015, 8:09, Reply)