haha I'm dealing with a complaint from a Euromillions winner
He can barely sign his own name, the wanker.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:46, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Maybe you could convince him to fund a Kernow Bash

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:47, Reply)

You should totally embezzle his winnings.
He'd probably not even notice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:47, Reply)

nah he's gone to a different firm
He wants the 360k initial commission back so his new adviser can get paid. I've explained to the ombudsman why the transaction wasn't regulated so there's nothing either he or the client can do to make us pay it back.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:49, Reply)

Did your explanation include the words 'loser' and 'haha'?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:50, Reply)

pretty much
The FOS chap didn't even understand how offshore bonds work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:52, Reply)

OMG wot a looser

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:53, Reply)

I know!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:53, Reply)

Why are you encouraging him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:54, Reply)

chicks dig money chat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:57, Reply)