Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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HEAT!"Hot innit?" Says popular board member Paul Meatsnake "It must be the second hottest day of the year! I remember in 1994 when my imaginary friend Waxy melted due to the extreme hot! He was sitting on my lap at the time so it looked like I'd spurted thick hot jets of waxy piss all over myself! Only to me though, he was imaginary, remember? God, you really can't follow a story can you? JUST FORGET IT"
Share with us us your stories about temperature!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:20,
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Internet bellend Bonzo says"I once worked as a thermometer by painting a grid on my inner thigh and tracing the dangle of my ballsack. I marked 30 degrees c with a smiley face near my knee"
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Totes random!Aren't things random? How random! Wasps are, like, *sooooooo* random! What's the point of them? Eh? A car made of cheese! Trousers that smell like hate! Imagine that with the electrical mind box in your head!
Share your stories of being a try hard alternative comedy wanker.
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