how about now?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:40, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

I'm a busy man and can't spare time to look at thermometers right now
I'll have to take your word for it
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:48, Reply)

have you looked yet?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:54, Reply)

Look, if it means that much to you I'll have a look later.
Ok?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:04, Reply)

Do it now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:08, Reply)

Oh ffs hang on a minute then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:09, Reply)

It's been more than a minute

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:11, Reply)

It's been 7 minutes now, you're taking this piss m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:16, Reply)

I told you I'm a busy man!
Right, I've had a look at the thermometer in the warehouse - the one at the far end because it's a bit cooler down there and closer to the temperature in my office - and it appears to be around 25-26°C.
I suppose you could assess this as 'hot innit', but it depends on what you are comparing it with. Yesterday it was hotter than this, so relatively speaking it is 'a bit cooler innit'.
Happy now?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:34, Reply)

too hot; didn't read

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:35, Reply)

Oh right, this has all been some elaborate ruse building up to this 'punchline' has it?
I suppose I shouldn't give the satisfaction, but this is the last time I shall visit that end of the building and read the thermometer.
So long and thanks for all the laughs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:37, Reply)