Good day so far, spent the morning on the beach.
Burger. Mature cheddar, well done bacon and fried onions. Anything more they get unwieldy and you have to use cutlery and look a right spanner. And decent sauce of course. Definitely not mayo.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:10, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Agree with this. Any burger that cumbersome enough to require cutlery is pointless.
Does your pub serve things on plates or has it taken to the fucking stupid trend of buckets, plant pots and slates?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:15, Reply)

Plates. We're not these wacky London based hipsters you know.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:18, Reply)

Good.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:41, Reply)

I took the kids for fancy burgers in town the other day
and we were served them in those old-school wooden vegetable crates FFS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:21, Reply)

Shoes are popular too. Dunno what fuck came up with that one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:26, Reply)

A Shoe? WTF? A proper, formerly-used shoe?
Do they take Stunners cast-offs?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:39, Reply)

I'd assume they were new.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:46, Reply)