I hope a spooky ghost with a hook hand kills dozer and hangs him upside down from a tree.
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Dear Father Christmas

This year for Christmas I would like...

A blowjob
A bit of peace and quiet
A slap up meal
Enough booze to kill an elephant

I have been a very good boy all year I promise

Your Friend

Peej
( Peej, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:54, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

this upsets me greatly
i am very very upset

keyword - upset
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:55, Reply)

stop mod editing my posts!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:55, Reply)

^upset

( Peej, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 10:05, Reply)

hands him upside down

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 10:15, Reply)

Father Christmas doesn't exist soz
it was your wife all along and there's no way she's going to agree to everything on your list
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:59, Reply)