I keep a long list of records that I would like to own but have pointed out to mrs tangle that there really is no point in buying me a present, but if she absolutely must get me something, then buy one of them.
She nearly always gets me something else.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:48, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I told my Mum one year that I wanted Calvin Klein pants
They're a bit dear, I said, so one pair is perfectly fine. I'd rather one pair of decent knickers to 5 pairs of cheap ones.

Christmas morning....5 pack of Calvin Classics. Cheers.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:55, Reply)

Ok this has got a bit weird now you are telling me about your underpants

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:56, Reply)

'Good' weird?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:56, Reply)

What's the awkward one?
That one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:57, Reply)

that's a shame

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:58, Reply)