JMG!
Do any of you fuller figured types wish to discuss me, JMG?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:13, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

me, i do, i do
i heart jmg. and i have a very full figure.he pretends he doesn't know who i am, but he's just playing hard to get.

look, look, it's a reference to my breasts. dammit, still no jmg attention, maybe if i take my bra off... ugh no wait, definitely leave it on...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:27, Reply)

Bored now...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhignore!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:42, Reply)

Oh noes!
I cannot take part in the JMG fest for I am not of the fuller figure.

I'll go and eat some pies instead.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:48, Reply)

I WOULD HAVE JMG ON IGNORE BUT ALAS IT TAKES FAR TOO MANY OF MY PRECIOUS CALORIES TO DO SO
I SHALL INSTEAD POUND THE KEYBOARD WITH MY SWEATY ASPERGIC FISTS >:(
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:49, Reply)

Let's do a quick run down on findings, thus far.
1) The internet in it's full wobble has decided my parents are divorced.
2) A girl I don't know, and wants to tell everybody I don't know (?), is talking about her breasts.
3) Shortly after, somebody has mentioned said girl.
4) JMG IS GOING ON IGNORE!!! LOOK! I MUST TELL JMG I AM PUTTING HIM, JMG ON IGNORE, FOR GOD'S SAKE LOOK!
5) References to pies. :(
6) Yet more lies on QOTW.


Come on. You're surely better than this. Even as a group.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:50, Reply)

By 'full figured'
do you really mean 'morbidly obese'?
( Malaka omdz, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:55, Reply)

I might ditch /talk for this place
You're all just so adorable!
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:58, Reply)

I think most "fuller figured" b3tans, by standard, are probably three helpings of chips an hour away from a heart attack, yes.
It'll be my fault, naturally.
They'll post on here, once out of the hospital, claiming I'm the heart attack fairy.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:59, Reply)

Oh JMG.
Some people here could be accused of taking the internet too seriously. I despair, I really do.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:20, Reply)

Al
Lighten up, man! JMG is funny! Well, I think it is. Just jibe back or ignore. :O)
(The Stig, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:32, Reply)

Let's get things clear.
I am IN NO WAY surprised to see people writing stupid answers on QOTW.

And (I'd never start a sentence with "and", but if you can, I will too) dare I suggest sticking up for a girl talking about breasts is the closest you'll get to a real girl, also?
Seeing as we're disregarding all elements of reality, and just making up what we know about each other.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:37, Reply)

If it helps. I'm now dancing. Online.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:38, Reply)

Watch you don't fall off
while dancing.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)

How dull
If you don't like him, don't respond to his posts. He's a bit tiresome and hasn't changed his material in well over a year, but at least he's a bit more original than his little hanger-on buddies.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 22:42, Reply)

Dude
I tried to bring up JMG fashion in another thread and it got ignored.

You must follow these things up.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 23:12, Reply)

I can't be all over on the internet at once, saving it from wobblesome tyranny.
I like to throw my correct opinions about a bit. Whilst wearing a selection of lovely hats.



Also, I see the internet still says I repeat myself.
Still.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 0:20, Reply)