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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't find the adapter for my beard trimmer
and the battery has run out, so instead of trimming it I'm combing it into silly shapes...

anyone got any suggestions or requests?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:44, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I've been trying to comb it into a jutting point from my chin
it doesn't want to play ball though...

it's about 5 inches long now. and in dire need of a trim
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:55, Reply)
Shape it to look like
Roy Castle playing his Trumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:04, Reply)
it's not quite long enough for a plait really
and too bushy

ZZ Top would be good

Bert: Funny you should say that, my Dad once played trumpet with Roy Castle. t'would be a fitting tribute to both!

if only I can get it to break a record at the same time...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:08, Reply)
You could have
the most Roy Castle-like beard in the world, Kris Akabusi would give you a certificate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:10, Reply)
@al
your Kris Akabusi's
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:29, Reply)
Lots
of little plaits. Add some red threads and you'll be a proper pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:30, Reply)
Arrrr!
*smears naked self in lard*

*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:38, Reply)

*blowholes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:42, Reply)
If you've just got a goatee
shave two vertical lines dividing it into three - a mini-goatee and two mini-goatees at the side. You can also divide the central goatee into two and have both a soul-patch and a mini-goatee.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:38, Reply)
hang
mini babybels from it
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:29, Reply)

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