I can't find the adapter for my beard trimmer
and the battery has run out, so instead of trimming it I'm combing it into silly shapes...

anyone got any suggestions or requests?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:44, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've been trying to comb it into a jutting point from my chin
it doesn't want to play ball though...

it's about 5 inches long now. and in dire need of a trim
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:55, Reply)

Shape it to look like
Roy Castle playing his Trumpet.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:04, Reply)

it's not quite long enough for a plait really
and too bushy

ZZ Top would be good

Bert: Funny you should say that, my Dad once played trumpet with Roy Castle. t'would be a fitting tribute to both!

if only I can get it to break a record at the same time...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:08, Reply)

You could have
the most Roy Castle-like beard in the world, Kris Akabusi would give you a certificate.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:10, Reply)

@al
your Kris Akabusi's
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:29, Reply)

Lots
of little plaits. Add some red threads and you'll be a proper pirate.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:30, Reply)

Arrrr!
*smears naked self in lard*

*waits*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:38, Reply)

*blowholes*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:42, Reply)

If you've just got a goatee
shave two vertical lines dividing it into three - a mini-goatee and two mini-goatees at the side. You can also divide the central goatee into two and have both a soul-patch and a mini-goatee.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:38, Reply)

hang
mini babybels from it
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:29, Reply)