A young chap is down on his luck...

..and walking down a country lane one afternoon lamenting his lack of a job/girlfriend/personality or equally sized testicles.

Desperate for some work and starving he decides to walk up to a local farm and see if there is any casual labour or cow inseminating that needed doing.

Our hero meets with the farmer and has a discussion about what he could be skilled in doing down on the farm.

“Can ye milk a cow” garbled the farmer.

“No, I’m afraid not” replied the young man.

“Well have ye ever driven a tractor” questioned the farmer.

“No, no I haven’t” replied the increasingly desperate young man.

“Wha about a chicken, can you kill and pluck a chicken?”

“Oh god no!” the young man desperately answered.

“Well I could do with some help in the stables, have you ever shoed a horse”

“No” the boy answered excitedly, “but I once told a donkey to fuck off”.



Your pier is mine!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:23, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm just replying to tell you this joke is shit and badly written.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:43, Reply)

well
it got a snigger out of me
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:05, Reply)

My pa
is one of the leading farriers in the country. He travels around the country lecturing on shoeing horses.

He tells this joke every time!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:35, Reply)

@Mike - I'm not exactly looking for comedy writing award here
Sometimes a shit joke is as cheering as a good one.

Oh and your completely right about yourself on your profile.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:37, Reply)

@NakedApe
I disagree, apart from that bit where you agreed with me.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:03, Reply)

It's shod, not shoed.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:43, Reply)

@ Esme
Not if the workmanship is of a high quality.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:06, Reply)