feel a bit queasy
so i'm still over here in dubai. team spimf will be out to join me in jan - i'm home for crimbo then we all fly back together - YAY!

however being a lonely soul i still eat out on my own a fair bit - so much so i have a regular table and i get a 20% discount. yes that is indeed sad.

so there i am minding my own, sipping my wee glass of overpriced wine, reading my book. Well, you know that way when you are suddenly aware someone is watching you - i looked over my shoulder to find 'a nice lady' smiling at me.

"are you alright up there" (my table was slightly elevated from hers)

"yes i am thank you, and you?" i responded breezily to the nice lady.

"are you on your own?"

"yes I am, for the time being" (the time being comment was me thinking about my wife and the spimflet joining me).

"would you like to join me?"

at this point i noticed the distinctly lascivious glint

"erm, thank you very much for the kind offer but i'm just finishing my wine and i'm leaving shortly"

"thats ok, so am i (holds up glass) but your STILL welcome to come and join me" - even more lascivious look.

well fuck me if i wasn't being hit on by some 'nice lady' clearly old enough to be my mum.

I'm a bit miffed to be honest - I eat there regularly and there are all manner of attractive women milling around and i get some school dinner lady type trying to separate me from my trousers.

So there's me thinking i was a man of the world only to be sent scuttling out of 'my' restaurant by some randy old bint hopped up on rubbish chardonnay and HRT.

I think i know how young girls feel now.

*imagines feeling young girl* - nope its not working - i still feel queasy.


!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:53, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

she seems up for it

I must say!
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:05, Reply)

So you're a bit miffed
...but not a bit MILFed.

Unlucky, old bean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:15, Reply)

@myspace
now i know what nubile young fillies such as yerlovelyself feel like sitting on the bus with too little school skirt and too much dirty old man lounging in the opposite seat. its disgusting - they should be asham...

...hang on, i think i might be back in biz

*fwaps*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:30, Reply)

hmmm
I thought I recognised you...






:)
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:47, Reply)

I personally
would appreciate ANY attention from young, old, fat, thin, grey, ginger, female or male right now.

Even in general, I'd take interest from anyone as a compliment :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:52, Reply)

Hello young men.
Want to come and see my kittens. *leer*
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:55, Reply)

*blinks*
Hey bgb! :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:13, Reply)

I'm working in Africa at the minute.....
Tonight, barely able to shamble back across the car park to my room from the gym I get propositioned by a hooker just outside the main block reception, I tell her no and sweatily stagger off....she follows me all the way until I point out that I'm too knackered, am happily betrothed and WOULD SHE LIKE TO FUCK OFF! Cue numerous 'security' creasing up at my perspiring ranting and her storming off in a huff. Theyre like bloody over keen double glazing salesmen, honestly.
(Oil Slick, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:17, Reply)

I've got
some crazy old Japanese lady slipping me notes with maps of how to get to her place. creepy old bag. Kinda funny though, especially for the neighbours, seeing some strange foreign man bolting down the street followed by Mrs. Yamaguchi screaming "goodu morningu, take retter!" covered in lipstick at 6 a.m.
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:41, Reply)